Cars Gift Mug

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. A meteorite hitting your car is an accident; anything else is driver error. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. If I had all the money that I’d spent on cars, I’d spend it all on Cars. The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a police officer in it. If everything in life comes your way, you’re in the wrong lane. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear. A car is the feeling of freedom. The reason the windshield is so large and the rearview mirror is so small is because what's happened in your past is not nearly as important as what's in your future. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.